Thursday, October 16, 2008

Obama/McCain Episode III: Revenge of the Plumbers Crack

Thank god it's over!

Clearly, McCain didn't land any knock out blows. Clearly, McCain's whiny attacks on Obama fell flat. Clearly, Obama looked Presidential, yet AGAIN, and McCain acted like a grade schooler yelling, "he started it!" Clearly, this marked game over for McCain(barring some sort of Oct. surprise).

My favorite quote(and there were many) came when McCain was talking about Palin and said, "she's a breast of fresh air." I think that Freudian slip says it all. Ok fine I know he really didn't say that, but close enough. Bresht/Breast....we all know what dirty grandpa had on his mind. Ass-ets and Breshts.

Winners??? Losers???
Joe the Plumber won big time. Mr Joe Wurzelbacher of Ohio was brought up 26 times during the debate. Joe and his plumbers crack became the honorary theme of this debate. Awesome. Pity Joe is a Republican plant who is going to dominate the news cycle for the rest of the week. Too bad Joe isn't really your typical Joe "six pack" that Palin and McCain love to talk about. Too bad no one gave a crap about Joe!!  All I want to know is if Joe can fix my leaking sink without showing me his hairy crack.  Say it ain't so Joe!!!
So who were the losers....ME. Me for having to nurse this headache after drinking too much last night and yelling too much at the TV. The American Public loses because they took time out of their lives to listen to grandpa ramble on incoherently. And Grandpa McSame....once again McCain got his ass handed to him, faded near the end and didn't come across well on TV. Personally, I think he was high.....His eyes were glassy and red, his speech was disoriented and he didn't make any sense half the time. I think he smoked a fatty before come on stage. It is truly scary to think that this old man could become President. In fact, I think this picture says it all and sums up not only McCain, but these debates in general.