Ouch, that's gotta hurt. And the Republican response so far....
Yup, pretty classy huh. It's ok, let these people show their true colors. They are a dying breed.
So after all this....if you still don't know who to vote for, please do me a favor and don't vote. Seriously! If you still don't know who to vote for after all this time, and all this information, and all the endorsements and all the debates, then it's probably best you just skip this one.
Unless of course, at the last minute you have an epiphany and realize, hey maybe a black man as president wouldn't be such a bad idea. It worked pretty well in 24 and Jack Bauer was good pals with President Palmer!! Did I mention President Palmer was black and kicked ass. So ask yourself, what would Jack Bauer do? He would definitely vote Obama.
Here's how I would envision a season of 24 where McCain/Palin steal the election to get into office. The story line would be something like this.....Palin figures out a way to have McCain assassinated and cause world wide upheaval. She steps in and declares marshall law for the entire country. After many scenes showing just how nasty and deceitful she is, we find out that her sole purpose is to hasten the second coming and bring on the end times. She finally makes a huge mistake by fucking Jack over and trying to have him killed as well. We all know how well that goes over. Throughout this whole fiasco Jack and Obama(who are both in hiding and running from the Palin police) hook up and become good friends. Jack vows to help Obama reclaim the Presidency from the psycho bitch from hell. After almost being killed at least 10 or 15 times, Jack finally makes it to the white house bunkers and sneaks in. With a little insider help from Chloe of course....And just when you think Palin is ready to hit the button and bring on the end times all by herself, Jack busts in and opens up a can of whoop ass on her. Order is restored and Obama takes his rightful spot as President. Ok it definitely needs to be fleshed out, but that sounds like a good start.
Sorry, you sometimes need to appeal to the lowest common denominator to make a point. Wait, what was my point again?
Anyway, speaking of lowest common denominator, everyone must go check out this website:
Fun with McCain
It's so wrong it's right!! And hey if anyone complains, I say if they want to play in the mud, so can we. Only we do it with a lot more style and creativity.
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